Pleepleus Ski Patrol
If you don't know Pleepleus, then you don't know what a "Ski Patrol" is. If you know what a Ski Patrol is, then you know who Pleepleus is, and you may (quite possibly) actually be a Ski Patrol -- which we love!
Warning: This shirt will likely not improve your skiing, and does not actually certify you to perform mountain rescue. It may, however, improve your drinking.